8-Bit Pixel Glasses: Red

Everyone looks best in Pixels! So your magazine-ready face is gonna be a masterpiece in these 8-Bit Pixel Glasses. You'll look so 2-dimensional that people will actually think you are. They'll be looking for someone with a giant game controller making your moves for you. Let them know it's all you, baby. You're too cool to be messing with the HD and 3D of today's video game reality so you're making a stand to stay in the 80's.