Bacon Dental Floss

Bacon Dental Floss
Bacon Dental Floss
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One of the drawbacks of flossing is removing pieces of meat from between your teeth. Sure, that's the whole point -- But when you floss, you're depriving your mouth of that lingering meat flavor that could otherwise last for days.\r\nBacon Floss is a brilliant invention that solves that problem once and for all. It's actual dental floss infused with the delightful flavor of crispy, fried bacon. Hmmmm, hmmmmm. As you floss away, you're treated to that smokey taste sensation you crave. \r\n
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- Each 2-1/2" container dispenses 27.3 yards of high-quality waxed floss. 9 out of 10 dentists recommend flossing, and 9 out of 10 psychiatrists recommend therapy for people who floss with Bacon Dental Floss.
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