Happy Effing Bithday Gift Wrap

How do you say "Happy Birthday!" and really mean it, nowadays? Well, it involves one or more expletives so do it the next best way. With a giant "Effing!" Effing goes better with everything especially Birthdays. You'll Effing love this Gift Wrap because it will make everyone laugh the drunker, more partied-out people will scream louder and more inappropriate things. Thus they will cyclone out of control knocking things over, perhaps injuring themselves or a dinner table. All in all, you will have a better youtube video to upload. Okay, we don't condone behavior that takes advantage or extorts your friends' bad decisions but we do love funny videos!