I'm Not Wearing a Mask T-Shirt

The simple phrase on this Shirt just says it all. It's an answer to what so many people have been wondering. I am Not Wearing a Mask and I refuse to be insulted anymore. My face naturally oozes power and perfection. I mean this is who I am and I am perfect, I will shred your Mask to bits and pieces because we can all see how it sags to the left. My Mask... ehh, My Face fits like a glove and you're just jealous. Alright, you broke me.... it's a Mask but I paid good money for it.