Pick Your Nose Cups

For God's sake, when are they gonna stop? The world is turning out stupid products faster than we can present them! And here's the latest masterwork of stupidity. The very fact that the product is NAMED "Pick Your Nose" makes it a winner in our book. Here's how they work -- Pick Your Nose Cups are paper cups with an assortment of noses (and upper lips) printed under the rim. When your party guest takes a sip, the nose on the cup covers his or her actual nose. So while they're drinking, it looks like they have a mustache, buck teeth, or a honker the size of a small pier. There are 12 different noses to pick. Each package contains 25 of these ridiculous cups. So what are you waiting for? Buy some for your next party, so all your guests can pick their nose!