The Gentleman's Fart Button

You are a Gentleman and do nothing out of character. You sip scotch on the rocks with a pinky out and your bow tie perfectly puckered. You are a smooth mover, irresistibly known for your endless whit and charm. You are a pinnacle of excellence, however times can be challenging when you've got to break wind. This Button is about to change all that! The Gentleman's Fart Button makes even the most preposterous toots a dignified experience.